Florida Lag 

When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.

Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.

Florida Lag by Nopecakoo January 28, 2011

Florida Taco 

Laying a fattie turd inside someone's vagina.

Damn, Jose shouldn't have given me that Florida Taco right after he ate three ears of corn....

Florida Taco by don jeezy June 21, 2008

florida fuckhouse

A large warehouse full of naked meh having sex(usually firemen). They are also covered in ash which makes them look like black people. When everyone is about to cum at the same time onto one unlucky fellow's face, they shit and fart as much as possible whilst 'Bukkaking' ( Boo Cocky ing ) the man in the middle...

--B.H.

::Hey Ted on our vacation we should visit a florida fuckhouse ...

::Alright Carl...

florida fuckhouse by csbrad December 31, 2008

Florida Marlins fans 

A small but dedicated group of diehards who didn't jump ship after the marlins decided to get rid of their world series lineup in '03. I'm not talking about the bandwagon fans that only show up when the fish make the playoffs, I'm talking about the folks that show up at games against the phillies where there are often more phillies fans. Unlike bandwagon phillies fans,marlins fans know about baseball and actually pay attention to the game

The Florida Marlins, '97 and '03 world champions. Getting a sweet new stadium next year that should attract more fans to the games. True Florida marlins fans are some of the most dedicated fans around.

Florida Marlins fans by John Dill July 7, 2011

Florida State University 

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

Florida State University by hexum January 19, 2005

Florida Whore 

Any younger woman or man who seeks a relationship with a wealthy Golden Girl/Guy from Florida for material benefit. He/she cares more about a a partner's bank account than she does about the partner.

Hey, who's that young kid with Betty White? He's nearly half her age?

Yeah, but's he's half-plus-seven so they're alright. He's a Florida Whore though, he's been with all the Golden Girls.

Florida Whore by dreaded-one May 21, 2011

Florida or Germany 

Something fucking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in Florida or Germany.

Man collects dead babies in his garage for sexually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect Jesus.

Florida or Germany?

Florida or Germany by Mike Roan December 7, 2003