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Flapjackery

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.
Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.
by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008
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Flapjacking

The act created by breasts slapping together resulting from not wearing a bra.
Damn girl, you're flapjacking again.
by AlexaaMmeghan June 12, 2011
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lap flap

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product
person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy
by my name is a secret shhhh September 2, 2010
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pick and flap maneuver

The cure for a hot anchor. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.
I had a serious hot anchor, so I had to do the pick and flap maneuver.
by Jim R. April 27, 2005
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Brazilian Flap Jack

Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).
We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.
by DougD December 28, 2008
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Flapjaw

A person or persons who are afflicted with the infamous "doesn't stop talking" disease, otherwise known as Warren Sapp disease.
Quit yer flapjaw.
by Bob Smiley December 15, 2003
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gird flap

A piece of dangling skin attached to a woman's labia. Often resembeling a piece of beef jerky yet shaped like a third lip like attachment.
L Skagg: "Hey Bleet... I'd like to spread Suzy and give her a good rogering!"

Bleet: "I dunno L Skagg. Johnny said Suzy has a gird flap the size of a roast beef!"
by L Skagg December 1, 2005
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