Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016

scabby flaps

the lips of a womans vagina, that has been battered so intensively and relentlessly that incrustation of the sores and/ or wounds have occured.

that rachels weeping fanny sores have got so bad that she's got some proper scabby flaps

by the Drexstarr January 18, 2010

truck flaps

labia or pussy lips that are larger and dangle lower than those described as roast beef curtains

As she ran on the nude beach, her truck flaps were clapping in the wind.

by rathnite June 30, 2008

penis flapping

flapping ones penis in a rotating circle at a guy/girl while making noises like a helicopter

I'm going to do some penis flapping with my girl tonight!

by mr flappy flaps October 14, 2014

kitten-flaps

A creative way of swearing using animal combos, most frequently found on b3ta

Also, try cock-badger or swan-wank

"Listen kitten-flaps, it's NOT Real"

by tandino January 20, 2005

Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016