Fatcall

When a fat guy calls you out on the street wanting your food. Basically catcalling by hungry fat guys

"Man, I got fatcalled by these fatasses wanting my pizza"

by Conatus_ June 3, 2017

fecalingus

When your munchin carpet and she shits on your chin.

We performed the act of Fecalingus.

by XxTReeBLaZeRxX June 19, 2017

Fecalmentanitis

Shit for brains disease.

It appears that the entire Trump family suffers from varying forms of fecalmentanitis.

by Hillsa Clinton Von Putin July 30, 2017

Fecalgasm

The act of achieving orgasm while also simultaneously deficating

I jerked off while taking a shit and had a fecalgasm

by Scroto baggins July 18, 2017

Faecilicious

- Adjective

Full of shit.

Can mean this in either the literal or the figurative sense.

Jason, in his bungling attempt to siphon diesel from someone's RV, inadvertently got a mouthful of faecilicious liquid instead

To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use

Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

Fecallanikenemia

Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.

So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..

by Webaphobified June 8, 2018