Evangellibell

Soft-shelled protestant ding-a-ling.
(1) One who believes in the holy trinity, so long as their names are Jesus, Jesus and Jesus.
(2) A people who are, through repetition, encouraged to believe in prederminative; dispensational Gnostic supreme beings (good and evil).

The Evangellibell wants to start world-war-III to bring Jesus back to earth on her schedule.

by CV2 October 3, 2008

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Evan Mears

To be so awesome and smoke so much weed you wont believe.

Evan Mears is the man!

by evan22 November 16, 2011

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Evaned

To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}

adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep

Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!

Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!

by redtruck June 29, 2013

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Evan Marshall

A sweet sexy, very romantic person who always seems to put a smile on his face despite how he feels. He is a talented athletic and theatrical prodigy with the ability to make it anywhere in life. Family first is what he lives by and he never disappoints. May have a huge ego and know how to be cocky with it but he never looks down at some one always walking with an extended hand pulling them up. Once you fall in love with an Evan there's no going back

I can't do this I'm still in love with Evan Marshall

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

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