WHITE ELEPHANT

The act of shooting semen on a female nose and having it dangle over two inches.

I told Wendy at her party to turn around and thats when I gave her the WHITE ELEPHANT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011

Take that you stupid elephant

Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.

Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags.

Take that you stupid elephant.

by Stupid Elephant January 28, 2006

elephant syndrome

When someone says "nevermind" or "it doesn't matter", leaving you to wallow in your ignorance, forever wondering what it was they decided not to say.

Like when someone tells you NOT to think of an elephant, you think of an elephant.

-Oh my god, you know what's the most amazing thing ever?
-What??
-Oh, nevermind. It doesn't matter.
-Dude, elephant syndrome here! You're gonna kill me.

by ScarletNightingale January 11, 2011

Elephant Rape

The act of thrusting one's knee into another person's butt. The knee doesn't actually go in, but the ensuing pain can be bad, especially if you hit the tail bone. More of a horseplay thing then a sexual thing.

Your friend is walking in front of you. You come up and knee them right in the butt.

You: "Ahh haha. You just got elephant raped!"

by TradeMark310 June 4, 2011

elephant tracks

The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.

Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.

Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.

Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.

by Matt June 17, 2004

elephant vagina

Having a huge, hairy, gray, wrinkled mass of flesh with a hole in it for urination and copulation.

Damn, bitch! You done fucked so many dudes, you got an elephant vagina!

by biggerfibber November 23, 2013