Dylan

A fuckboi who trys to stick his milameter Peter in to every girl he sees. a fat ugly fuck who can't spell. Thinks he is a light skin nigga. Beats his meat daily and never had any good pussy. (I am Dylan so I know this is true)
Man Dylan is one ugly fucking cunt.
by Xgscumpthemkids October 01, 2017
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Big lips and big head girls hate him and he goes to rams/Roseville Area Middle School
Dylan It mean he’s gay and sucks dicks
by Dylan the pussy November 08, 2017
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Dylaned

To go full retard, you should never go full retard
Hey that guy totally dylaned the party last night, he went on and on about how awesome Jordy Nelson is.
by the mad man man September 27, 2010
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dylan

Guy with an incredibly tiny penis and is totally terrible compared to any bitch ass Russians.
by dedaefds October 18, 2017
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a fag
dylan is a fag
by yungdaggerthicc October 27, 2017
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Dylan

He isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and typically doesnt know when to leave. He is always butting into events and likes to cuddle other boys. He only dates women with children and lives to weld.
by Goodoleboi December 21, 2016
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girl 1: hey, is that Dylan over there?
girl 2: yup! I call dibbs!!
girl1: aw danget!
by Heavenly10hi October 27, 2016
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