ding dong hookup

The hookup nobody wants, but everybody has from time to time. Mostly caused by alcohol, despair, loneliness and/or a full ballsack.

Upon self-reflection Tim realized, that his last one night stand was indeed a ding dong hookup.

by TimTighten January 7, 2015

Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

Ding-Dong-Ditch

Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.

The name was originated from the actions done.

· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.

· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in

Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!

Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!

by Nishokiizz September 17, 2016

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016

deep donged

When a vagina takes on a large penis. The end result is deep donged.

Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!

by P bear delite January 9, 2017

Demon Dong

A very large hulk sized penis.

Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal

Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong

by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017