When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.
Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.
by liz and heather May 23, 2008
When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.
by mike wal mart February 07, 2008
to go in the ocean in search of valuble pearls which can be sold after words for a profit or a cover for what u really ment what pearl diving was
1.guy"dude i made a bunch of money after i went pearl diving."
girl"how much thay sell for?"
about 200 each.
2.girl"whats pearl diving?"
boy"u dont need to know."
girl'tell me!!!!!"
boy" um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh"
girl"no its not!!"
boy"ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one"
girl"how much thay sell for?"
about 200 each.
2.girl"whats pearl diving?"
boy"u dont need to know."
girl'tell me!!!!!"
boy" um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh"
girl"no its not!!"
boy"ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one"
by Roger .S January 07, 2008
diving into a sheeps ass; male penis penitrating a sheeps anus; someone who does a running star into a sheeps butt.
by shemale October 20, 2005
Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010
When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.
Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."
by giveittomerawdog August 19, 2010
in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim
by masterofrpg March 12, 2004