Dildo whore

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.

Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.

by monkey500 March 12, 2018

benito dildo

A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.

Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!

Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo

by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010

dare dildo

One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.

Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.

by hero13 June 21, 2010

dildo waggins

The name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo. When exited, the dog's tail will rise in the air and wag vigorously. The name was created as a pun/reference to the popular character from J.R.R Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series and "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins.

As soon as Jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

dildo bike

A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.

When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!

by urban dicktionary1 November 15, 2017

Dildo Logic

The idea that anything can be applied to an alternative purpose, given enough effort. Generally used in the format of "Any ___ can be a ___ if you try hard enough."

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough; dildo logic, my dude.
OR
Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.

by retardrun69 June 13, 2017

dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006