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Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.
Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Blue Screen Of Death

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.
Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>
by John October 18, 2003
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cake or death?

A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!
"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake please."
"...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
"Thanks very much! It's very nice."
by pikamidge September 4, 2008
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Red Screen of Death

You usually get this in playstation 2 console system, when you insert an unreadable disc in it. Usually these are pirate dvd/cd's or burned dvd/cd's. The best to prevent this, is by getting a properly installed modchip or hdloader and a harddrive with ps2 network adapter.
Shit, my burned copy of grand theft auto san andreas wont play on my ps2 because of this Red Screen Of Death... i might aswell go out and buy the game ;)
by The one named K3N October 27, 2005
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little death

noun It means "orgasm". The origin of this phrase is the french language.
Oh, every time we do doggie results in a little death.
by eugeni November 22, 2004
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Deathacate

The act of concentrating on defacating or taking a shit so hard that you subsequently rupture an important blood vessel to the brain and die.

Thus, Death + Defacate = Deathacate
Ted: Dude, did you hear about Robby?!

Pauly: Yea Ted...I heard he deathacated.

Ted: That's a shitty way to go man.
by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009
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payable on death

A type of bank account that will leave all of its contents to the specified heir upon the death of the account's original owner. This keeps the money within the account out of probate.

The band "P.O.D." took this term, applied it to the death of Yahshuah (Jesus Christ), and used it for their name. The contents of a payable-on-death account loosely symbolize The Messiah's atonement for our sin.
Mikhail: "You have a payable-on-death bank account?"
Phineas: "No, I'll be sitting in Hell laughing my ass off at the people going through the trouble of proving the authenticity of my will."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"

Mikhail: "What does P.O.D.'s name mean?"
Phineas: "It stands for Payable on Death. It's a type of bank account that allows its contents to be passed on to somebody else when the owner dies without the money going into probate. They correlate this with Jesus' atonement for our sin, you fucking dumbass. Jeez, why the hell do I even hang around you? If I wanted to hear dumb questions, I'd go to a third grade math lesson and listen to kids ask why two plus two equals four."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
by BeefMonger February 19, 2008
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