Deathacate

The act of concentrating on defacating or taking a shit so hard that you subsequently rupture an important blood vessel to the brain and die.

Thus, Death + Defacate = Deathacate

Ted: Dude, did you hear about Robby?!

Pauly: Yea Ted...I heard he deathacated.

Ted: That's a shitty way to go man.

by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Deathecation

1. The act of releasing ones bowels upon death.
2. Shit that comes out after you are dead

1. Moments after John was fatally wounded, he deathecated in his new pants.

2. Have you heard the new Tupac deathecation, it's great!

by Gurk McJurken October 29, 2009

datacated

Dedicated to the data community; it's a play on words of data + dedicated = datacated. The term was first coined by Kate Strachnyi on LinkedIn and is now a part of the UPTO trademark registration (owned by Story by Data)

Story by Data is DATAcated to telling stories with data

by storybydata February 14, 2020

Deathcage

A derogative term for the town of Bethpage on Long Island in New York State

Dude, I'm stuck in Deathcage tonight. Nothing to do

by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011

Deathreaten

Deathreaten is a verb. It means the threat of death against someone; it also means to tell someone or others that you will murder them.

A: My son John told me yesterday that you deathreatened him!

B: Yes, it is true.

A: How dare you deathreaten my son, John?

B: Actually, I was so angry at that time. It was my mistake.

A: If you deathreaten him again then I will inform the police.

B: I am so sorry. I promise that I will never deathreaten your son again.

by Rajeeb2014 June 23, 2018

Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

by Gobba42 May 16, 2010

Deathcake

The act of putting a a piece of cake on top of a beer and eating it while chugging your whole beer.

o shit you just hit the fucking deathcake can... DRINK IT!!! eat it ?

by DoucheSchnoogle May 28, 2009