Dad 

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

Dad by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

Dad 

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

Dad by Mushroom, Baby! December 21, 2021

dad 

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

dad by daddy owo January 2, 2022

dad 

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

dad by fewfew January 5, 2022

Dad 

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

Dad by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022

DAD 

DAD he pays the bills and they come back Except furys wont understand this there dad left them because they don' want some gay ass b**** in there house.

Furries go get some biches DAD pays bills

DAD by anonymous February 1, 2022

dad 

the one who always says the will get milk from the store but never came back to prevent that order milk instead

my dad has been gone for 3 years please help!

dad by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022