Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

Dad

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

by Mushroom, Baby! December 21, 2021

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022

dad

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

by fewfew January 5, 2022

dad

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

by cummer<3 January 5, 2022

Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

Dad

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 12, 2022