When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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A sex position commonly used in french porn movies:
Needs:
Light woman
Strong man
Method:
Get into the classic porn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man
Spread the womans legs wide, so her vagina is stretched wide
The man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply
Then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his penis
Not to be confused with:
The Jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his penis
Needs:
Light woman
Strong man
Method:
Get into the classic porn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man
Spread the womans legs wide, so her vagina is stretched wide
The man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply
Then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his penis
Not to be confused with:
The Jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his penis
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MattSki : Yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed
Pete : Lol
MattSki : Yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed
Pete : Lol
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Adj.
FPS Player 1 "Your head just came off and splattered against the wall! This new version of UT is corestyle!"
Verb.
FPS Player 1 "Yea, you like my HE Grenades, BITCHES!"
FPS Player 2 "grenade spamming whore!"
FPS Player 3 "grenade spamming whore!"
FPS Player 1 "Corestyle"
Adv.
FPS Player 2 "Awww look who forgot to reload their gun"
FPS Player 3 "HAHA, you got raped corestyle"
FPS Player 1 "$!@#$&!@#*(%!"
FPS Player 1 "Your head just came off and splattered against the wall! This new version of UT is corestyle!"
Verb.
FPS Player 1 "Yea, you like my HE Grenades, BITCHES!"
FPS Player 2 "grenade spamming whore!"
FPS Player 3 "grenade spamming whore!"
FPS Player 1 "Corestyle"
Adv.
FPS Player 2 "Awww look who forgot to reload their gun"
FPS Player 3 "HAHA, you got raped corestyle"
FPS Player 1 "$!@#$&!@#*(%!"
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