A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
by Nico121 May 27, 2020
Get the Joy Condom mug.When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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So did I club condo at the sanctuary?
You could club condo at the sanctuary. I don’t know whether you did or not.
Oh, I did.
You could club condo at the sanctuary. I don’t know whether you did or not.
Oh, I did.
by Argenis HM May 6, 2023
Get the Club condo mug.When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.
Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!
by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021
Get the Furry Mexican Condom mug.To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.
Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.
by Don Alejandro Castello October 4, 2009
Get the Condoming mug.Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.
Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010
Get the Condom Shucker mug.Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.
Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...
by Olliethehumpgod April 4, 2019
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