Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom

“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.

Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020

Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.

“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”

by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020

Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.

We dutch condomed last night, it was great!

by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022

Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"

No Condom Forever, or what ever black panther said.

by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023