mesh condom

A completely unreliable and useless individual.

Eric was supposed to be here an hour ago to help us move!

Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom

by jingerotomy June 17, 2008

Ear Condom

To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".

People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!

by bush0023 June 7, 2011

Ocho Cinco Condom

Condom that will catch ANYTHING your johnson shoots

Dam this ocho cinco condom is greatt

by freakalieradf August 27, 2009

Arm condom

Bag used to cover a cast

Kevin used an arm condom so that he could shower after he broke his wrist

by Kevisneedsanrx April 4, 2017

A Ghetto Condom

Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is pregnat

by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 9, 2008

Ryan the condom man

A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.

Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head

by naMhteiK98 March 5, 2017

who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008