Phil Collins

God-sent material to embarassing parents.

Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.

by Phil (my name really is Phil) July 16, 2006

Collyer

I person with a large Penis but has no friends and is not loved by his Family especially his mother. He is also Fat

Mate you think your all that when your just a Collyer

by Ellie Dyer July 7, 2008

colling

Colling is where someone shits in your hand and you squeeze it then you don't stop until it drys once it has then you shove it back up the same persons who shitted it out asshole.

wow look, Blake over there is colling Ella

by ISlayMorePussy009 April 23, 2017

Gemma Collins

a whole MOOD, absolute queen. most relatable person ever to exist

Gemma collins.. the fucking hair is frazzled

by Gemma Collins May 8, 2020

Collywobbles

More than one three-legged sheepdog, the plural of collywobble

sheep farming gives farmers the collywobbles

by David Hedgerson January 3, 2006

collywobbles in my gummydoodles

to not feel well, feel like shit

I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles

by dc August 4, 2003

Colwyn

A borough near Darby, Pennsylvania. Many blacks and white trash live there. Also many self-righteous soccer moms live there and they don't know how to discipline their kids.

A current state of "white flight" is going on as the neighborhood becomes "darker."

"Eew look at that overweight soccer mom with a mullet! Why is she yelling at the coach? Can't she just accept that her kid is playing in a game and fair is fair?" asked Juliette.

"I woouldn't expect too much--she's from Colywn," said Pete.

by uneeda biscuit2 January 14, 2005