halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.

"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."

by RunningWolf January 17, 2015

Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.

“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”

by Ratfaced January 10, 2024

Coach Gunn

Man with large ass calf’s. Like fuckin huge. Fast mothafucka too

Damn Coach Gunns calf’s are superb

by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022

Coach Picone

The stereotypical PE pedo.

"Our PE teacher is such a Coach Picone!" -Humphrey Williamson

by potgee April 10, 2022

Coach roach

A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.

Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class?

That’s because she’s a coach roach.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021

Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub

Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.

by soggy bacon November 12, 2023

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013