Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

Hale Street Clothing

Hale Street clothing is about awareness, knowledge of self, and living your life with no regrets.

Hiphop Gear. Hale Street Clothing

by Professor AKA November 5, 2013

sack cloth

cloth worn to hold the sack

I hope I dont get sack cloth for christmas.

by dae2dae December 3, 2013

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Aunt Petunia shrieking at Harry: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about the way I dress?
Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. Anyways, either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015

Clothing nub

A part of clothing that sticks out in an odd fashion

Her sweater has clothing nub

by Michael foxworth November 20, 2016

comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016