Chromebook

A laptop that looks fancy, but really is useless trash.

The school's chromebooks suck!

Why isn't my chromebook touchscreen?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

school's chromebooks

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason

Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Chromosomes in the Bag

What you say when you want people to fear you

PUT THE CHROMOSOMES IN THE BAG!!!!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

chromebook kid

A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.

“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”

“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”

“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”

by LordOnionIsAll May 24, 2018

chomedy

An event that occurs in which something is SO FUNNY that it surpasses the rules and regulations of comedy, and becomes CHOMEDY. Often times, when something chomical happens, the person witnessing the event will scream, flail their arms, kick their legs, jump, throw something, or a combination of the 5 because it's the only thing that they can think to do to express how they feel. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the unnoficial King of Chomedy.

Verbal example.

Mitchell: Hey Kyle you gotta get over here, Rizzo's in the backyard rubbing mud all over himself and he's shouting "COME ON!!! COME ON!!! KILL ME I'M HERE KILL ME!!!"
Kyle: Are you serious? (Screams, and throws phone) That's Chomedy!

by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008

Chromosome

A slang word for an indevidual with mental disabilities or a complete idiot it is an insult and another way of calling someone a retard or idiot

Jimmy did something so stupid he is such a chromosome

by Ilikejackitsme June 20, 2017

Chromosome

slang for a short pool cue that is used when a pool table is in an area wear there is not enough room to use a full sized cue. called a chromosome because using it makes you feel slightly retarded and that the cue itself is retarded.

pass me the chromosome, i dont have enough room to make this shot.

by ulrichwulf February 19, 2010