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yard child

A child that is yours but you didn't know that you have that child.
Here's your yard child.
by The boss potatoes May 19, 2016
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jump little children

very cool band who you all should listen to. based in charleston, sc. name recently abreviated to jump.
coldplay's new song reminds me of jump little children.
by cosi May 13, 2005
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Right in the Childhood

What you say when you notice something on a kid's show or movie that has a sexual reference. This term is popular on many online internet meme websites.
Spongebob: Look Doubloons! *Holds out soap* Don't drop 'em!

Viewer: That hit me right in the childhood
by xHawkEyex December 9, 2012
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enragement child

A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.
<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."
by BlannyBloo September 9, 2015
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google child

Popular act among know-it-all-brats.

With the help of Google, one gathers information about everything and try to throw it out in every direction, and a google child will always try to be the smartest person there is.

Teh Greatest Google Child is easily recognized by its astonishing tries to teach things to people who already know this very well.

A Google Child will always try to start a so-called Google War, smart people will see through his or her acts, and acknowledge the Google Child for what he or she is.

If you are one of these Google Children... Learn when to pick your freaking Google Fights!!
Example 1:

Poster #1: Yesterday I bought this brand new pair of sneakers..
Google Child: Did you know the sneaker was invented in blah-blah-blah, by Mr. Blahblah (add 600 words of uninteresting facts here)
Poster #2: Run! Teh Google Child is here!

Example 2:

Poster #1: I've trained judo for almost 10 years now, it's an awesome sport.
Google Child: Yes, judo which origines from Japan is an awesome sport. The founder was born in 1860, and blahblahblah..
Poster #2: Wtf?! I already KNOW this! Are you trying to become teh Greatest Google Child?"
by Icebird July 25, 2008
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Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."
"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"
by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007
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Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.
You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking
by sumguy91 July 31, 2012
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