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blue doubloons 

The act of taking severed bull testicles, painting them blue, then placing them in a girl's vagina. Then begin to take a cold shower, and when finished, return and open up the girl's vagina like a treasure chest, and suck out the bull testicles while proceeding to consume them.
When Jerry gets hungry during foreplay with his girlfriend, he has himself some blue doubloons.

dabloons man 

A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.
Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
dabloons man by X-phoid January 29, 2022

Doubloon 

I have just found a tenner.
That is fantastic. I will give you five doubloons for it.
Doubloon by DJ August 29, 2014

Doubloon 

When you accidentally french kiss your mom.
I blew into her mouth as a joke and doublooned her.
Doubloon by als;dkhf;oawiehgb November 19, 2020

doubloon 

1. The official currency of pirates. Almost always made of pure gold, but occasionally of silver as well. All have some form of the Jolly Roger struck on one side. The majority of pirate booty is gold doubloons.

2. In the United States, Sacajawea or Presidential dollar coins, especially new, shiny ones.
Pirate 1: Y'arr, what be yer share of the booty, matey?
Pirate 2: Eighty-five gold doubloons! ARRRGH!
Pirate 1: We'd best be gettin' to the tavern, then, there's a lot of wenching and drinking to do!
Pirate 2: Y'ARRRRRR!

Bob: I had to use a 20 in the ticket machine on the subway. Fuckin' thing gave me 18 doubloons for change.
doubloon by Capt. Jack Daniels March 17, 2009

Gold Dublooms 

I wasn’t stressing it, it’s just gold dublooms.
Gold Dublooms by Gameovasucka December 19, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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