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a hundred per cent 

entirely; completely.
I'm not a hundred per cent sure.

I shit you not one cent 

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

2 pence short of a cent 

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
2 pence short of a cent by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023

Rob Centa Personality Disorder 

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .
Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

Centassism

Centassism describes a personality trait of an individual desperate for attention and external validation who compulsively uses Twitter to pronounce himself to the world as someone possessing various virtues.
Rob Centa on Twitter multiple times a day: "I hate racism! I love basketball and I'm always positive! I hate people with centassism!"
Centassism by bewkertonbox September 13, 2020

Centeritus 

Lee Taeyong’s ability to stand out in any picture or video in any circumstance.
Taeyongs centeritus is flaring up again’
Centeritus by Culture Things August 5, 2020