candy creepin

Looking for eye candy; searching for good looking women or men.

You can catch me candy creepin every Friday night.

by porschebeanna November 18, 2015

candy packed

Some one who has a lot of cocaine.

"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

booth candy

Hot young women who companies get to hang out in their booths at trade shows in order to bring in more interest. They may work for the company (usually in sales or marketing) or may be hired professional models.

Whoa! Check out the booth candy at the end of aisle 9. I think I need to learn more about widgets ...

by Sheot July 27, 2016

Candied Yams

Itz what me n muh nigguhz eat allllla time

U tried dem candied yams at ya momma n nems house? That shit was on point!

by BigBootyHoles337 November 24, 2019

golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.

Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.

by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018

trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.

My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!

by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023