Caleb Nowland

Caleb is a professional tennis player. While once famous he was killed by demons Lachy and Oscar. Caleb is always remembered on the 29th of May by a select few caleb followers which can only be identified by their Tatoos. Caleb has seen many ass in his time. CALEB IS A LEGEND.

Caleb Nowland is a Professional Tennis player located in Brisbane, Australia. Caleb is known widely for his deadly back hand off the serve.

by R.I.P 29/05/2019 May 26, 2019

caleb head ass

its a tall white kid that can be hella loud and ugly but can pull a bad bitch

Yea her boyfriend is a caleb head ass

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Caleb

A person who completely hates people named jackson

hey there's jackson
sshhhh caleb's right there

by Demonsoul1X February 1, 2017

Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018

CALEB

Fat and black
TYPICALLY HATED

OMG HES SUCH A CALEB

by CALEBS FAT May 31, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.

Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.

Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*

by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016

Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.

Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.

by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008