Bryan

Asshole with zero empathy. Has mommy issues

He's such a Bryan

by Rosannaurbanana February 27, 2022

Bryan

Bryan is a tall and skinny boy, known for being lazy and crying a lot. is always hungry, is a good person and likes to buy you food but complains and will throw it in your phone. doesn’t have good friends and hangs with the wrong people and likes to get himself in trouble. A Bryan is also known for skipping work and gets bored of a job easily and switches jobs constantly and wants money quickly will do anything for it.

person one, “Wheres Bryan?”
person two, “The crybaby”

by percyla1134 November 21, 2021

Bryan Urlachered

To described when someone has been tackled into a severe coma...

Madden: HOLY SHIT!!! He just Bryan Urlachered the hell out of that guy!

by theMANbrad February 9, 2010

Bryan

That one dude who’s GPA is 0.07 lower than yours

That’s such a Bryan moment

by WP1977 April 13, 2022

Bryaning

Eating from behind while nosing a butthole

Don't take a shower tonight we're bryaning

by Cheek buster August 22, 2024

Bryan

Bryan is the most cutest and handsome boy ever.

He is a boy who is quite, smart and creative for any kind of thing. Once you fall in love with him and with his eyes, you can not even think nothing but this boy and his pretty eyes.

And once he falls in love with you, you will be the luckiest person ever. He will take care of you very good and he will never make you upset. He can do anything for you, if he loves you. For example he can stay awake till morning just to talk and be with you, how crazy he is... Or he can just be more and more cute to melt your heart on purpose.
Long story short... If you have Bryan, you have the whole world

Bryan... You are damn cute

by cuterguvan February 28, 2022

Bryan

The very obviously incorrect and stupid way of spelling Brian

Look at the loser Bryan over there. Imagine having a "y" in your name.

by RICE BEAR124 August 17, 2023