breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

Bread Is Delicious

A known fact.

It is. Bread is delicious.

by foxdimi88 July 5, 2016

Bradyrection

A hard on for tom brady

My friend Juan gets a huge bradyrection while watching the patriots play

by Asshat5000 January 22, 2017

breadache

When you get a headache from eating too much bread.

Did you hear about Tony's condition? Ever since he ate that entire loaf of bread he's had nonstop headaches, he was diagnosed with a breadache.

by PokemonLyle February 13, 2018

Brady

Brady is the most cutest boy in the world and he is very perfect and has chocolate brown hair with brow eyes and loves to talk to girls and likes to talk to girls more than boys. He is a chick magnet and likes 5 people at the same exact time. He has dated many girls such as Allyssa and exc but the thing you love the most about him is that he loves you but than will see cuter girls and go after them. He also loves to wear baggy jeans and has a big butt.

"Look it's Brady I like him"
"Don't do it he is a cheater and likes 5 people at the same time"
"Oh he a hoe"

by Milamgossipgirl March 15, 2018

Brady

Brady that cute boy you see in class and just now Realize That you like him but he dose not know you. You try and be loud and funny to get his attention but he never notices you but he sweet. He never lets anyone fall for except you he has brown hair usually brown eyes that make you heart melt he’s usually single But he dose not like you and every one loves him.

Summer- Omg did you see Brady he’s sooo cute

Bella- omg really let me see him

Summer - there he is in the red shirt

Bella- oh he is cute

by Wolffpup_#15 September 29, 2018

brady cook

He's a fucking player but he is actually so fucking Hoooooottttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has justin beiber hair and little pieces of hair that stick up from behind is ears. He'll date ur bestfriend. He will also make you fall in love with him but then he never talks to you again.

Hey did you see brady cook
Ya he fucking is so hot but he will ruin ur life
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by Brady Fish May 9, 2019