A variation of a blumpkin (receiving oral sex while pooping) where the recipient is pooping into a 5 gallon bucket.
by KromPecker February 14, 2022
Get the Lund Blumpkinmug. The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue
by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 7, 2023
Get the frosted blumpkinmug. I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.
by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016
Get the speedy blumpkinmug. A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
Get the Blumpkin Spoogestermug. Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.
I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.
by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016
Get the Rumpel Blumpkinmug. When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.
Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!
Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.
Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.
by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017
Get the Digital Blumpkinmug. by DJR632 April 19, 2020
Get the modified blumpkinmug.