The theory that when a member of the male gender automatically looks at the body of a female with blonde hair. And in return, she is automatically more attractive than a brunette or any other hair color counterpart.
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All you people who are tired of this dumb blonde crap, come and listen to a song I've written on this matter - "Dumb Blonde Blues" - and maybe after you hear it, you'll open your eyes on the fact that the color of your hair has nothing to do with your intelligence.
by Karen Stickney August 29, 2008
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by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008
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2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut
1. The girl has blonde hair
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin
by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010
Get the Blonde mug.A color that has natural highlights in it, that can be seen as either a light brown or a dark blonde. A person with this hair color often has mixed emotions about their life. They dont really know what to do after a while. The emotional turmoil of life sometimes gets the better of them. This type of person needs friends to support them. This hair color defines who they are and people who have this color should be grateful, even when life gets hard.
by LillyRoseisthebest May 26, 2009
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