Blitz (Mod)

literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad

have u heard if Blitz (mod)? theyre super straight with an exception for mori!

by extraglossydischarge63 April 18, 2022

blitzed creek

Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.

“Man, I’m blitzed creek.”

by BTMA June 17, 2022

Blitoris

Females have pussys, men have bussy’s. The male equivalent of a clitoris that is found in the anus. Booty/Boy clitoris (clit).

Yo you got a stinky ass blitoris on you boy.
Wow what a beautiful chocolate man, I wonder if he got fat blit on him.

by Stinkyblit69 July 14, 2022

Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022

Blitz

Move so fast that someone or something can not perceive or react to you

He got blitzed by his punch

by Punktesla October 22, 2022

Blitzkrieg

The butt fuckening of France during the Second World War.

The French fought battles more violent than the Battle of Stalingrad because of Germany's Blitzkrieg tactics.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit December 15, 2022

blitz(y)

the most amazing silliest cat in the world. we all love blitz. she's so cute and amazing and sweet and funny she's the cutest cat ever. my friend calls her babycat cos she's small n he forgets her name alot💀

quotes:

"submissive and pettable"
-my brother. he didn't say that about blitz he said it abt his furry oc but I still wanted to include this quote bc its funny

"when can I see babycat again??"
-the friend I mentioned earlier. (he still is begging to see babycat again to this day)

"blitz is so cute shsjhdjshds"
-me

val: "blitz(y) is amazing"

byron: "REALL"

by val!!<3 March 8, 2023