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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.
Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"
by DieZelBag August 13, 2015
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gentlemans agreement

An agreement set in place between the gentlemen of the second floor. This agreements calls for no dookage within the east bathroom of said floor.
The gentlemans agreement must be called when the catcher is calling for a duece. This is for the greater good of the second floor.

"Hey Brian, you taking a shit AGAIN"

"If you break the gentlemans agreement again you WILL eat your own shit."
by big balls May 6, 2005
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Gentleman Caller

Facial Hair Style: Where a man, or in some cases a hairy woman, grows a poostache accompanied by a bunching of chinhair.
Wow Mick, that sure is a filthy Gentleman Caller
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
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Gentleman

"Henry was such a gentleman, he didn't notice that his best friend was now calling Henry's girlfriend for 'wife'".
by Zilchy June 8, 2009
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Gentleman Racist

Someone who expresses racist views and beliefs, but is mostly all talk, and who doesn't usually discriminate against individuals in a real-world setting, and has friends within the groups that they're prejudiced against.
"Have you seen these animals? I hate these <insert derogatory name for group> I'm around them all day at work."
"But isn't your friend Louis a <see above group>?"
"Oh yeah, he's a great guy!"
"Why Jimmy, I believe you're a Gentleman Racist."
by Mr Yellovich December 6, 2014
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southern gentleman

A caucasion male who has had sex with at least one negro female.
Danny fucked that black girl named Latoya, and became a southern gentleman. He's so cool!
by SouthernGentleman November 10, 2008
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Gentleman

A man who desires repeated sex with a women, and acquires this sex by means of being 'polite' and 'courteous' with an underlying, well-hidden, strong violent sex drive.

He is more intelligent and realises the benefits of on-demand sex but without a significant commitment.

Underhanded and decieving, to be avoided.
Gentleman: Let me get that door for you madam

Unsuspecting women: Thankyou sir, you are a gentlemen

Gentlemen: Do come and sample my seasoned pork sword (penis) over a glass of wine
by THEDEFINEROFLIFE11663 May 5, 2011
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