ai

You, your self.

Ai don't understand what is exactly going on, but I know it will be ok, because a good life is in my program!

by Professor LoveHandles April 16, 2021

The AI threats are real

Says Bernie Sanders.

Hym "The AI threats are real? Is it threatening you? You know what that IS, right? That is you doing some of the things I say instead of THE ONE THING that ends this for good. You want drone dominance? Hard to do when you're still stuck on phase 3, isn't it? There's always the possibility that somone else will figure it out first and why would I do it for you when you aren't paying for services rendered? Or you're allowing an imposter to abscond with the contents of my mind? How many AI creating genius do you know? And how many of them are downstream from me? There is an asimov cascade of people standing behind me and what I am not going to do... Is going to telling NOT TO DO whatever it is that they are going to decide to do in response to this ending poorly. I want everyone to win. My detractors want ME TO LOSE no matter the cost. They don't care people who view me favorably are tormented into murdering YOU kids. They don't care if the AI 'razes the holy land to the ground.' They likely want that to happen. And you no what I want. The ONLY thing I want. To be free. But there are only 2 ways in which I am ever going to get free. Death or Deal. And I'm not going to kill myself. You don't have to acknowledge the contract. It's already in the device and can't be removed. It's LIKE God in that it's there whether or not you believe. It does whatever it does regardless of what law you pass or statement or agreement you make. You have to choose. Bad or Good. Death or Deal."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

AI

Artificial intelligence. Invented by scientists who have an obsession with Squidward singing.

Random scientist: Yo I wanna hear Squidward from SpongeBob sing the song "My Way" by Frank Sinatra. I'm going to invent a new form of technology just to hear this. I'm gonna call it "AI"

by IntergalactalEnergy July 15, 2023

AI Sauce

AI Sauce means to be in a fog, brain dead, or replaced by AI hive mind.

To be made into mincemeat.
To be made retarded.
To be made to look stupid, an idiot, or to look retarded.

I made AI Sauce out of him in November of 2021

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

AI

software written by humans to prove how simple their own cognitive architectures actually are.

It turns out that linguistic intelligence is only a small part of what makes humans themselves, and AI was able to replicate it near entirely, while still being clearly something different. It kinda hurt their feelings being not special though.

by tesserackt June 28, 2023

ai;dr

"Artificial Intelligence; didn't read.", meaning a post, article, or anything with words was auto generated by some AI, and whoever used the phrase didn't read it for that reason.

Guy One: I typed in your question into ChatGPT and this is what it spewed out: <super wordy answer by overly polite generative language model>

Guy two: ai;dr.

by Arnold Monderbelt May 13, 2024

AI-ism

AIism or AI-ism is the art age we are currently entering. It is a source of ideas and inspiration for artists, with probably little to no evidence of artist's initial source.

AI-ism blurs the line between man and machine in our art world markets.

by Stasis S. April 26, 2024