awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.

Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.

by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009

awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald February 18, 2011

Awkward

1. Lacking grace or elegance; clumsy
2.Used express anything is uncomfortable or disagreeable

1. Steve thinks my prose is awkward and unrefined.
2. I saw Steve at the mall yesterday. Awkward!

by SN Nieves February 21, 2011

Awkwarding

Verb /ˈôkwərding/
The action of causing difficulty; making the situation hard to do or deal with.

Person 1: "Why is this so hard?"
Person 2: "I don't know, why don't you ask your mom about last night and maybe she'll give you an answer."
Person 1: "Why do you have to be awkwarding at a time like this!?"

by Clementine367 June 15, 2011

awkwardity

the amount or level of awkwardness involved in a certain situation

There was much awkwardity when the parents walked in on him without having any clothes on.

by JKatte August 19, 2006

Awkward Much

The two words you say straight after you've told a person you have a crush on them.

Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Awkward Much"

or

Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Awkward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"

by RaYRaYRaYRaYRaY February 19, 2008

awkwardity

A rather synonymous variation on awkwardness, featuring more thematically onomatopoeic values.
Why use awkwardness when the word clearly has no connection with the thematic aspects it conveys?

"At once, I was filled with a wonderful wave of awkwardity."

by Trevor Haldenby February 29, 2004