Dank Artist

1. A person who has become so skilled at smoking Marijuana that they have attained the Rank of "Artist."
2. A person who has purchased so many smoking devices and blunt wraps, that they are equipped to handle any pot-smoking related situation.

Dude, Joe B is a total Dank Artist. He has that crazy credit card pipe and shit.

Dank Artist by Bon Havre September 11, 2013

hand artist 

A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)

Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.

hand artist by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013

bunk artist

A young adult, usually a fan of music festivals, who thinks he or she is a trained, educated artist based solely on the fact they can draw owls and tye dye anything.

Check out this dope ass piece of gravel wrapped in wire. I bought it off that bunk artist at that booth.

bunk artist by Godkiller329 February 25, 2014

torture artist 

A sadist that makes torturing others into a creative artform or sometimes just a really offensive piece of work.

Person A: "My english professor is such a torture artist. She assigned 3, 10-page essays all due before the end of term."
Person B: "But wait isn't the end of term next week?"
Person: "Exactly."

torture artist by PimpstressMI October 1, 2014

Angle Artist 

People that use lighting and angles to make themselves look attractive and thin in photos. Pretty much if someone only has face shots that were taken from above you can guarantee they're fat.

Source: Reddit

That's what I said. I left after an awkward few minutes, texted her later politely saying I was more hoping to hang out one-on-one, and never heard back. I struck gold when I first downloaded Tinder a couple of months ago, but since then it's just been conversations that go nowhere, a few shitty dates, and angle artists.

Angle Artist by Arkbg1 December 25, 2014

fap artist 

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.

John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."

fap artist by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016

cum artist 

A male who is skilled in the art of pulling out and shooting his wad messily in such a way that it blankets his partner's body in what looks like a piece of modern art.

Dude, i'm a cum artist. I pulled out on her last night and shot my wad, and when i looked down i think i recreated the Moan-a Lisa.

cum artist by Narakukat May 7, 2016