Apple Airpods

The Gayest (synonym for stupidest) technology ever! It's like removing the important headphone jack, adding wireless headphones, and it basically removes the base from music. The headphone jack can also be connected to music amplifiers, but no headphone jack means no bass and Apple is gay (stupid). So then you have to use overly priced wireless headphones. If Samsung copies them with removing the headphone jack too, we're doomed!

Steve: I like apple airpods.

Normal person: Ha! Gay!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 10, 2023

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling

Applesauce is placed on a hamburger bun. The bun and applesauce are microwaved for thirty seconds.

Baking takes too long, so I'll just make a niggarigg apple dumpling.

by Phatpeni5 October 17, 2012

Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

by Luxotek January 19, 2015

jim apple

Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)

"Bonjour! Jim apple Jordan"

by jomo97 February 2, 2017

Custard apple

When you pull out to spray your man gravy over your girls chest puppies ,and direct hit your load right in her Adams apple

"Last night I gave her a custard apple "

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

Soft apple

Dumbass fruit

Its a dumbass fruit such a soft apple

by Oof@oof@oof December 3, 2018

Ollie Apple Irish

ollie apple irish is:

- cute

- smart

- secksy

- loving

- kind

- respectful

- hot as fuck

- the bomb

- an amazing friend
- graight human being

Please accept this, it has been rejected many times, im just trying to make a friend happy, this will mean a lot.

Ollie Apple Irish is a brilliant human being, he is graight, and he is very caring. We all love Ollie

by Name1name2 August 21, 2019