after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

by Elliott September 21, 2006

Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"

They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.

by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004

after office

The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.

I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.

by captain_awesome January 24, 2008

after the shine

When a guy/girl chases after a member of the opposite sex because of their sex appeal or physical attractiveness.

He didn't really like her, he was just after the shine.

by ckhan09 June 2, 2009

after dinner special

The act of donkey punching another person, with vomit, while in the act of intercourse.

"I dont know what was in that burrito last night, but I ended up giving that hooker an after dinner special."

by BizzareBuddah April 17, 2010

After-Midnight Munchies

The insane hunger that starts to creep up on you the longer you stay up after midnight. By the time it gets to 3, maybe 4am, you're completely ravenous.

Kayla and I decided to pull an all-nighter, but her mom caught us grabbing snacks at 2am and told us to go to bed. Damn After-Midnight Munchies!

by PracticeSafeLunch August 6, 2010

after every meal

a phrase used to describe something that is done very often, modeled after "Floss your teeth after every meal."

Tod's mom hates having hair on her legs so she shaves after every meal.

That girl is the school slut, she has sex after every meal.

by Dashaun94 March 20, 2012