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That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.
Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."
by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016
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Wet Stream

Similar to a Wet Dream, but excessive amounts of semen are let loose.
Upon awakening, Geoffrey realised that his bed was soaked through. He must have had a "wet stream".
by pagan_boy December 30, 2016
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Wet Kev

A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.
Dave: Hey Lucy do you want a wet kev?

Lucy: I think i'll pass
by Ethan "Dave" Rogers August 1, 2007
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wet orange

An orange color that is darkened in a sense that it looks “wet”.
Joel’s hair is kinna a “wet orange”.
by Trbot18 April 21, 2018
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Wet Burp

Verb; Something you do when vomiting is in your near future. Often due to extreme intoxication.
Right before Jamiroquai turned into a faucet he had the foulest wet burp I’ve ever heard.
by Grand Wizard Alex October 4, 2020
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wet bourbon

when they shit in a glass and dunk it on yo chest, during sex.
''Jeff wet bourbon my chest, NOW!''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''
by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017
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Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.
Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.
by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023
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