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A website where people can freely upload and comment on videos. This site used to be very useful, but has been taken over by 12-13 year olds with too much time on their hands. They will deliberately click on a video that doesn't interest them, and will not just post profanity, but graphic, violent, hateful messages. You're not safe anywhere. If you have a profile picture that has anything to do with My Little Pony, anthro or anime, chances are you will have someone come and say spiteful things about you, even if you did absolutely nothing wrong. It's disgusting and a waste of everyone's time. Granted there are still good videos on there, but the amount of torture and hate people go through in the comments section is unbelievable.
*VegetaBrony comments on a youtube*
VegetaBrony: Lol! I love your vids man! Keep them coming!
DouchebagMcShitFace: STFU PONYFAG WEEABOO GO KILL YOURSELF IF I SAW YOU IN REAL LIFE I WOULD SLIT YOUR THROAT AND THROW YOUR REMAINS IN A WOODCHIPPER
by Antihater March 28, 2015
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YouTube Sensei

Your 'teacher' when you picked up some Martial Arts from YouTube
Student 1: Where did you learn that?
Student 2: From my YouTube Sensei
by ZondaHP April 2, 2015
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YouTube selfish

The characteristic of the youtube app that disables any form of simultaneous function other than the youtube app itself, on a smart phone. This also applies to locking your phone and youtube discontinuing playing.

This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.
This word should be used when you are trying to do two things at once and your boyfriend or girlfriend says "damnit you never listen to me can you put your phone away?"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"
by EZLN¡yaBasta! May 26, 2015
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youtube

Used to be a good website but now, There's nine year olds who can't even spell anything correctly, crappy memes, article 13, edgy people, you have to find good Youtubers yourself, There's scams and a topic to bitch about when there's no other topics to talk about.
Bob: Holy crap, YouTube used to be really good a few years ago.
Richard: Yeah, now it's just a topic to bitch about.
by Bruh when will I get my drink? January 23, 2019
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YouTube rabbit hole

1. When you start watching something and end up on a different topic hours later.
2. When you waste time on youtube instead of working cause you want to escape reality.
3. Youtube Algorithm (Slang)
- Hey! You watching adult YT videos!
: Nah man, I was just searching for "how to attract girls" and end up here.
- That's how youtube rabbithole works pal.

- I should escape youtube rabbit hole, it keeps me awake late night.
: Why don't you learn something instead.
- I was learning about war history and couple minutes later, Jedi VS Sith Rap battle!
by naisty October 5, 2019
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YouTube Boxing

Boxing fights that aren't good but we get to see bad YouTubers punch eachother in the face. Meant for entertainmnent
Did you see Nate Robinson get meme'd by that YouTube Boxing guy?
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Youtube Couchgold

Man did you see this channel its a Youtube Couchgold.
by CreativeGuyWhoisBetterinArt February 14, 2021
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