by Trbot18 April 21, 2018

by Grand Wizard Alex October 4, 2020

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.
by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023

''Jeff wet bourbon my chest, NOW!''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''
by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear
by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.
Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.
Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!
Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!
by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006

A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.
by Ethan "Dave" Rogers August 1, 2007
