nagging wife

The thing your cute, sweet, innocent girlfriend turns into after marriage. This is only after 354 nights waiting up alone wondering when you'll be home, 10967 dirty dishes washed, 4 anniversaries forgotten, and 7358 'accidental' glances/stares at other women.

Husband: Why do you have to be such a nagging wife?
Wife: Why can't you take the hint?!

by Pro Nagger May 21, 2007

Wife pleaser

A “wife pleaser” is a sleeveless undershirt. It is commonly used as an alternative to the term “wife beater”

Ryan: I feel like a tank, my pump is really showing in this wife pleaser
Joe: Yeah man you look sick!

by Brandsyhsgs March 27, 2022

Farmer's Wife

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

by hellothereladies May 2, 2012

stepford wife

woman who lives to serve husband does washing, ironing, cleaning, etc. with great joy. also has huge orgasms every time during sex and has sex every time her husband commands.

joe: man i wish i had a stepford wife

by shane August 28, 2004

white wife

A white married female who fucks black guys on the side.

Ty is banging another White Wife today.

by kinkmaster May 28, 2007

Marine Wife

The most tenacious and beautifulbrand of bitch you'll ever run across. Don't fuck with them, they will rip your head off.

"Hey, did you see that Marine Wife?"
"Yeah, smokin"
"Too bad they're easily angered, I'd tap that."

by zamzamilli May 6, 2010

pee wife

A direct translation from the Danish word "Tissekone" meaning "Virgina" the direct translation from Danish to English is "Pee Wife"

'Tisse' meaning Pee and 'Kone' meaning wife

Hey Louise, you have a nice pee wife!

by Craig Isbjoern March 10, 2008