amber turd

An offensive smelling shit or fart

"i just had the worst amber turd"

"that curry last night gave me the worst amber turd"

by Paddy O'Furniture69 May 22, 2022

turdler

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

Turrah

Northern English slang for goodbye.

Different spelling of tra or ta-ra

Im off now, turrah.

Turrah.

by bumfluff sandwich April 3, 2009

Turbulated

Highly intoxicated with liquor.

I got turbulated this weekend.

by Griffin Troup + Jonah Lussier January 16, 2009

turdular

descriptive of all things relating to shit.

That tramp smells a bit turdular, this fucking job is turdular, thats a turdular looking obstruction in my bog you are a fucking turdular retard

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004

turditude

a shitty, awful attitude

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.

by wiley1 April 24, 2008

turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009