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Certified duluth tough guy

Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.
by Traversme October 2, 2022
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smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024
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Rough, Tough, Cream Puff

This is the OG definition: Suck it up. Too bad, so sad. The effort is rough and tough. If you're complaining or questioning if it can be done, you are the cream puff.
LUKE: Master, moving stones around is one thing, this is totally different. YODA: Rough, tough, cream puff.
by VandoVanVanningham May 2, 2025
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touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
by hterbluc May 1, 2018
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Touch Starved

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.
Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*
by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018
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No Touch Bondage Slut

A Bondage Slut that is so pre occupied with her fetish of being tied up that she has no will, desire, or even care to touch you or pleasure you as well. Even when her hands aren’t tied, invisible ropes seem to keep her hands from doing any touching or exploring of you and your body.
Hey did I tell you, that slut i met on Tinder, the one I thought would be a freak because she likes bondage......turned out to be a No Touch Bondage Slut What a colossal disappointment, ya know....who would of figured.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 1, 2019
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Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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