Suger-tops

Brand new fesh white shoes.

"Yo, lets steal this niggaz Suger-tops yo!"
"Those are some fresh muffukkin Suger-tops."
"Yo, were are the Suger-tops up in this bitch?"
"Yo, ima bout to finna get some Suger-tops."

by new, Dirty Dog May 30, 2006

toris

also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.

"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something

by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008

torbs

One that has a big cock that can pleasure the best of women.

Hey torbs, you sure were good in bed last night. (says the girl)

by Adam March 31, 2005

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006

Topshop

The worst shop on the high street.
you get dirty looks for even walking past. ridiculously expensive and their clothes are actually very very poor quality.

"OMG I LOVE TOPSHOP..." - "Ha, okay..."

by pandoraMANNEQUIN August 3, 2007

topsiding

Taking a shit in the upper bowl of someone's toilet, such that the shit is not moved to the sewer when the toilet is flushed. The result is rotting shit in the top bowl of the toilet.

I topsided Dave when I was over at his house last night.

by eMeS September 11, 2004