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failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015
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Texas Tampon

You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out
If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.
by kneebrace October 24, 2017
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new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.
"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
by c November 2, 2017
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Tempo

EPIC AWESOMENESS. Just pure 100% wonderfulocity
Me: Bro whats up?
Friend: Just tryna be Tempo
Me: Thats whats up
by 13-XIII-13 November 13, 2011
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tomboy-slut

She is one of those girls who just can't stop talking about how much she hates other girls. She claims to be down to earth and drama free when in reality, she puts up a front and starts the drama.

She needs to be the center of attention. She surrounds herself with "nice guy who finish last" male losers. She is the go to girl when these losers are rejected by women with real personalities. She will listen to them whine and complain, agreeing that all women are heartless. Then they fall for her and start following her around. She is ohhhh so different from the other girls.

She curses, punches, plays halo badly and watches sports. She will do anything to make herself stand out from the norm. She is very territorial. If a new girl starts attracting some of the members of the reserve harem away, she will do whatever it takes to get them back. Usually in a nasty passive aggressive manner. She is still a girl after all. A very pathetic girl.

She actually has no social skills. The reason why she hates girls is because she doesn't know how to be friends with other girls. Or anyone else for that matter. After the losers stop having feelings for her, they don't want anything to do with her. They know that they were used to inflate her ego.
Tomboy-Slut: I hate girly girls!
Normy: Why?
Tomboy-Slut: I'm just so much better than them! They are so stupid. I don't want to respect anyone who wears pink. I'm that superficial.
by Goody2Shoes22 February 19, 2010
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tampon

Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.
"Shit, stop being a tampon!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon!"
by hold da applaz January 31, 2010
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tempo88

A tranny who is never going to have sex. Up his own arse and thinks he's better then everyone because he write for a website. Is also gay.
"Yo, that Tempo88 is a fag."

"That's one Tempo88-ing ugly mofo's dog."
by $hitigottaheadrush September 21, 2003
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