Soap Response

A "Soap Response" is a conversational response that shows ignorance, or controversy-fueled responses. Responses can also be nonchalant.

Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response

Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response

by league99 May 31, 2024

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024

soap-a-holic

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.

"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"

"why"

"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"

wow dude your a soap-a-holic

by zerek44 April 19, 2010

soap fell down

Informing your Onii Chan, watermelon Dod or LGBTQ, before picking up your soap for ..............(IT IS FUN)

Oh no, Onii Chan the soap fell down in the washer. Ahhs! Onii Chan!

by O_PHOENIX_X9X March 7, 2021

Soap

A slippery substance used for washing your hands.

I washed my hands with the soap.

by Flop090 August 21, 2023

Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute

Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”

by gobbleman August 1, 2022

Eating the Soap

Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty

Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!

Oh man Toni was eating the soap!

by John Hetlinger December 5, 2018