Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.

Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...

by rathole November 25, 2009

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

ticket

a very bad person

oh my god they're such a ticket

by anonymous February 2, 2025

OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army

Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up

by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022

Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 17, 2018

Leslie Ticket

A 'Leslie ticket', named after the micromanaging Scottish video game producer, Leslie Benzies, is a video game industry term, pertaining to any development task that an executive sets as 'top priority'. Leslie tickets supersede eating, drinking, sleeping, thinking, and are generally known to presage media shitstorms.

No way - let it burn - Production just slapped us with a Leslie ticket.

by KrasMazov October 21, 2025

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025