Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024
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Toad

Used to describe short people who are slow ugly, wear all pink, and who drool all over the Minister
She looked just like a toad
by SunnyStormiSuperLazy April 15, 2022
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Pipa pipa toad

When a man and a woman have sex and the man ejaculates on the woman's back. The woman allows the semen to dry and does not wash it off right away. Named after the Pipa Pipa Toad, who carries it's eggs on it's back, where they are fertilized by the male toad.
Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.
by HandofGlory December 16, 2016
mugGet the Pipa pipa toadmug.

toad

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"
by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017
mugGet the toadmug.

Toad

Toad: *toad sounds*
Everyone: could you please just shut up?
by Garlic bread man September 17, 2020
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Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
“I caught this toad throwing a fluke
by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025
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Frog eating toad

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad
by Oof.nope November 10, 2018
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