The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.
by Marcusmastur February 08, 2024
This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 09, 2016
by 0nTh3Sp0t October 13, 2021
by Hazylife June 24, 2024
Where the man tucks his sack and balls into his sisters vagina then has his mother clean him off using her tongue. That is the Kentucky Teabag
by Drums 79 February 16, 2025
The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.
by UFOMG333 January 01, 2018