Tea Cock

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.

Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!

by Miss_Daisy86 December 15, 2011

Tea Shades

Type of sunglasses worn by hip or groovy kids.

Dude, you don't need your tea shades, it's night time...

by NickelledBack January 24, 2003

tea bag

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.

Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".

by joemammy December 14, 2008

tea-sip

one who attends U.T.

My friend Mitch is a tea-sip.

by Aggie class '08 November 3, 2004

tea bag

When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.

Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.

by Running out of patience December 20, 2008

tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

tea peanut

when farting the little piece of shit that falls out unexpectngly.

i just farted and left a tea peanut in my underwear.

by g-killa August 3, 2006